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My name is Hayley, I am 19, my birthday is December 20th, I have piercings, I'm a full time student and part time Barista at Starbucks.

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Sep 20 2014 1:33 am

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

Sep 20 2014 1:30 am

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Sep 20 2014 1:29 am

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Sep 20 2014 1:28 am

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Sep 20 2014 1:27 am

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Sep 20 2014 1:26 am

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when my wifi stops working so do i

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Sep 20 2014 1:26 am

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i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was


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Sep 20 2014 1:25 am

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Sep 20 2014 1:25 am

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Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

Sep 20 2014 1:24 am

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Sep 20 2014 1:24 am

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my fav gif honestly

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Sep 20 2014 1:23 am

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Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

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Sep 20 2014 1:22 am

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"Son, stop horsing around in class."

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Sep 20 2014 1:22 am

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hey baby girl

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Sep 20 2014 1:21 am

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