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About Me:

My name is Hayley, I am 18, my birthday is December 20th, I have piercings, I'm a full time student and part time Barista at Starbucks. I go to a community college working on a nursing degree. I'm engaged to be engaged, and don't have a lot of friends.

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Apr 18 2014 1:19 pm

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hispectra:

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

Yass

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Apr 18 2014 1:19 pm

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Apr 18 2014 1:32 am

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Apr 18 2014 1:32 am

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Apr 18 2014 1:25 am

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greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

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Apr 18 2014 1:18 am

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Apr 18 2014 12:10 am

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sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

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Apr 18 2014 12:09 am

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coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

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Apr 18 2014 12:09 am

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devildoll:

Oh, nuthin’. Jus’ openin’ my fresh container of sugar gliders.

at first i thought “oh that’s awful to jam them all inside like that”

and then i saw the hole in the side

like they had cut up the tub to make a little playhouse for the gliders

and these little butts just all decided to smoosh in there at once

because sugar gliders can’t take turns aparently

Yup. Sugar gliders like to sleep squished in a big cuddlepile. That’s how they do it in the wild, snuggled in treetrunk burrows.

It’s seriously adorable.

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Apr 17 2014 8:22 pm

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Apr 17 2014 8:21 pm

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elliejellyfishgrace:

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goodforenothing:

Ohmygawd.

wow.

Love.

So fucking rad

amazing

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Apr 17 2014 8:18 pm

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Apr 17 2014 8:16 pm

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devildoll:

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Apr 17 2014 7:57 pm

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Apr 17 2014 7:56 pm

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deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

What the hell is an American teacher teach? I’m so confused.

FREEDOM

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